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Announcing Pickering's 2000 Amateur Pick, 1st overall

American Goalie ... by Homer J. Simpson

Doh!
Head scout Apu Nahasapemapetelom with Rick DiPietro (Rick is on the right) Head scout Apu Nahasapemapetelom and Rick
It's been said that Rick is so cocky that he will often taunt his opponent by having their name printed right on the front of his uniform. Boston, Shmoston ... they're history!  

What are those two losers behind me thinking?!?
American Goalie, come an' play with me-e
American Goalie, I ain't Mike Milbury-y
I wan't you hangin' around my crease
So we can swat those Killer B's
We'll show those Strikers ain't got no class
We'll kick that Martin Biron's ass
Now Goalie, I said come an' play-ay
American Goalie, listen what I say-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

American Goalie, come an' play with me-e
American Goalie, gonna wear the "C"-e
We'll cut those SteelHeads up for bait
The Ca-nay-diun will have to wait
With you in net, we'll be lookin' up
And we'll win Vic-to-ria's Cup
Now Goalie, I said come an' play-ay
American Goalie, listen what I say-ay-ay-ay

American Goalie, said come an' play-ay
American Goalie, listen what I say-ay
With you an' Osgood an' Lu-on-go
We'll have THEIR fans yellin' out for mo'
We don't need P.R. machines
We don't need their his-tory
Their goal lights will hypnotize
'Til Mo-rrison shoots out their eyes
Now Goalie, come an' play with me-e
American Goalie, swat them Killer B-ees

Come, gotta come an' play, gotta come an' play with Lu-on-go
I'm gonna need you Goalie
Gonna lead us Goalie
By-by-hi The o-thers In the-huh Div-i-sion
You're so good for me
I'm so good for you
Gonna look you right in the mask
Tell you what you're gonna do
You know you're gonna lead
With Roberto Luongo
You know you're gonna lead
With Roberto Luongo, Goalie
You're gonna lead us Goalie